The End of the World!!! OMFGAAGHH!!!

Earthquakes, tsunamis, and storms, oh my. Seems like everything's happening at once these days - with the events in Japan yesterday (thoughts and prayers, thoughts and prayers), New Zealand last month, the end seems to be upon us.

Or maybe we humans just think too highly of ourselves when shit happens.

On another note happy 6 year anniversary to my often-ignored blog. I never post here, perhaps I should more often to get some of this crap out of my head. Looking back, it's also 6 years to the tsunami disaster that captured headlines around the world. Coincidence?!!

No, probably not. See above on the arrogance of people.

Fridays are Glorious

I fucking love Fridays. Yeah, I know, breaking alot of ground there - but really... L O V E them. So much promise leading into the weekend. Will there be beer? Will there be debauchery (we hope)? Or will I just sit around in my sweatpants for the next two days, rotting my brain in front of the History Channel watching Modern Marvels and How it's made till my eyes bleed...

I think most likely the last one.

In any case, the best thing is the unknown, the promise of the possibilities ahead.  Things to do, places to see, people to meet!...

Those sweats are looking awfully comfortable right now.

Name change

So I've changed the name from the old What the Fuck!?! to the more family-friendly, slightly amusing and less crazy in-your-face guy WTF

While the old way really embodies the perpetual state of my attitude toward the world at large, it's hard to get people to stay for more than a second when they get the screaming tirade at the top... now you'll just have to scroll a little lower to get it.

Idiot Voters

People who vote for a candidate because of their genitalia or melanin content should be shot.

That is all.

RIGHT ON RON PAUL!!

Tonight, May 15th during the Republican debates, Ron Paul alluded to the fact that terrorist groups hate us because we keep getting involved over in the middle east.

Giuliani responded by angrily asking Ron Paul to retract his statement, much to the fanfare of the sheep that were present.

Mr. Giuliani - why, then, do you think they hate us? Just for the hell of it?

The Hypocrisy of Obama

Well, today Don Imus was fired by CBS radio. Shame on them.

Among those calling for his firing was presidential hopeful Barack Obama (D).

The news reports that - I understand MSNBC has suspended Mr. Imus," Obama told ABC News, "but I would also say that there's nobody on my staff who would still be working for me if they made a comment like that about anybody of any ethnic group.

"He didn't just cross the line, he fed into some of the worst stereotypes that my two young daughters are having to deal with today in America," said Obama...(Source)

Oh really, Mr. Senator? So what about the young man below?







For those who don't know, that is Rap artist Ludacris, having a good old time with our dear Senator. Let me make you familiar with some of the lyrics in one of his very popular songs from a short while ago.

I've got hoes (I've got hoes)
In different area codes (area) area codes (codes)
Hoes (hoes..hoes) in different area codes (area) area codes (codes)

Now you thought I was just somethin' somethin' no
In 4-0-4, I'm worldwide GET, act like y'all don't know
It's the abominabol-hoe man
Globe-trot international post man
Neighbor-dick dope man
7-1-8s, 2-0-2's
I send small cities and states I-O-U's
9-0-1, matter fact 3-0-5
I'll jump off the G4, we can meet outside
So control your hormones and keep your drawers on
'Til I close the door and I'm jumping your bones
3-1-2's, 3-1-3's (oh), 2-1-5's, 8-0-tree's (oh)
Read your horoscope and eat some horderves
Ten on pump one, these hoes is self serve
7-5-7, 4-1-0's, my cell phone just overloads

Now everyday is a hol-i-day
So stop the violence and put the 4-4 away, skeet shoot a hoe today
5-0-4, 9-7-2's
7-1-tree, whatcha gon' do?
You checkin up the scene, I'm checkin a hoe tonight
With perpendicular, vehicular homicide
3-1-4, 2-0-1 (hey)
Too much green, too much fun (hey)
I bang cock in Bangkok
Can't stop, I turn and hit the same spot
Think not, I'm the thriller in Manilla
Schlong in Hong Kong
Pimp 'em like Bishop, Magic, Don Juan
Man after Henny with a coke and a smile
I just pick up the motherfuckin' phone and dial
I got my condoms in a big ass sack
I'm slangin' this dick like a New Jack (biatch)

Well, I guess "crossing the line" only counts when it''s an old white dude making a throwaway comment about some ugly bitches on TV.

I guess "crossing the line" happens regardless of what that pesky first amendment stands for.

And people want this fucking hypocrite as leader of the country????

The COWARDS at MSNBC

Today, MSNBC has announced that they have dropped the simulcast of Don Imus' morning radio show.

Once again, the corporations have caved to the minority, a bunch of racist, race-baiting, hateful, arrogant people.

What the fuck happened to freedom of speech, freedom of thought in this country?

What the fuck ever happened to people taking a goddamn joke?

This fucking country stinks. And we, as it's citizens, equally suck.